Lawn Bowling Enthusiast Gifts

'The grudge match.'

A bowls player bowling a bomb

'Underarm. . . underarm!'

Mr Kettleband's humour was described as unique.

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

Polar bear bowling alley

I want to rip out our lawn and plant a wild meadow. And I want lost of well-mown grass. What do you recommend? Nursery open. Just a sec. I'll check with my dad. No way! Tree's Tree Nursery. I'm not suggesting a marriage counselor!

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

The very noisy, but enjoyable game of Crowquet.

"Honey, I think that's too many bows."

"The gods seem angrier than usual today."

"Has it occurred to you that you keep getting beaten up because that's your true purpose in life?"

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

'I can't get my husband to water the lawn.'

"Basically, I'm looking for a beer can holder with a mower built around it."

"Yes, it's a sports related injury. He dropped his bowling ball."

Beware of the Lawn

Bowling. 24 Lanes. Going bowling for date night with my girlfriend as a bad idea. A split was inevitable.

Bowling ball head.

'This veldt makes me worry about the condition of our yard back home.'

"I think Simon’s been hit on the head one too many times."

Pin-atas

'I'm making one of the craters into a birdbath.'

'Fred's opinion of crab grass is if you can't beat it, join it.'

'Despite her numerous advanced degrees, Dr.Bessie couldn't keep her mouth from watering.'

'The grass is always greener on the other side seed'.

'Any awards or honors other than bowling trophies?'

'Go ahead, big bowler... Show me what you've got!'

"Let's go bowling and keep on bowling until the people who regulate bowling say it isn't bowling any more!"

Mower Repair

'You mean you don't have a bowling alley on board? And you call yourself a cruise ship?'