Bobble-hat Enthusiast Pillows

"Fun-sponge."

Snowman with Happy Face Badge.

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

"Excuse me a moment, whilst I just change hats."

Businessman wearing many hats.

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

"JB wears many hats. He just can't delegate"

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

The Bearskin Hat Family

William Tell's lesser-known first son- Stanislaus Tell.

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

"The way you wear your hat….The way you sip your tea..."

Mount Bobblemore.

'Good luck with the presentation dear and I still think it would be better without the hat!'

Saxophonist playing on the map of Cornwall.

'You stay here. I'll go on a head.'

Hat Boxes, in the Closet

Michael Jackson: The thriller of entertainment.

A witch tries on new styles of hats.

'I thoguht they only tested drugs on guinea pigs.'

The first 10,000 fans got a concussion bobblehead!

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

"Did you see that trimmed-up earlier than thou look on her face, just then?"

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

'I like this one. Does it come in a backwards version?'

"Head office wants us to wear these until our corporate iamge improves."

Hat Wars.

'Beret Night at the Museum'

"About that insomnia...have you tried counting billable hours?"

'This is the kind of hat you wear to bed.'

"Patience, you can have it back in a minute..."

"...And please let at least one person admire my new hat!"

They will too notice.

'Ok, bad idea. Everyone TAKE OFF their thinking caps.'