Baseball Hat Lover Pillows

'My Mom wears her cap backwards to keep the sun out of the eyes in the back of her head.'

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

350 Feet.

Snowman with Happy Face Badge.

Greenfingers.

Perils of the double play.

Bases loaded, no outs. And coach once again turns to his trusty golden reliever.

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

'I shoulda told you guys. . . Marmaduke makes up his own rules as we go along.'

"My wife wanted to see a diamond. So I took her to a ballgame."

"Excuse me a moment, whilst I just change hats."

Businessman wearing many hats.

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

"JB wears many hats. He just can't delegate"

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

The Bearskin Hat Family

'Clear out your desk, Randy. ...NEXT!'

Why would a dog wear a hat?

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

'OK, now let's switch places.'

Vendor selling testosterone.

Sheltering in place.

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

"They'll be expecting adagio. Go with the allegro."

William Tell's lesser-known first son- Stanislaus Tell.

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

I can just feel it. I know they're talking about me.