Baseball Lovers Pillows

'Remember that summer we coached little league?'

Psychiatrist to man dressed in baseball jersey: 'You've never gotten over the fact your father wouldn't play catch with you?'

Nasa finally runs out of ideas for missions.

Nemo was best known for crowding the plate and keeping the batters guessing!

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

Perils of the double play.

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

'I shoulda told you guys. . . Marmaduke makes up his own rules as we go along.'

No Baseball

"My wife wanted to see a diamond. So I took her to a ballgame."

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

Bases loaded, no outs. And coach once again turns to his trusty golden reliever.

Vendor selling testosterone.

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

'OK, now let's switch places.'

Sheltering in place.

'Clear out your desk, Randy. ...NEXT!'

"Are there any here today who feel this union is not in the best interests of baseball?"

"Think of me as the designated sitter."

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

'Let's go! Let's go! Hustle! ...Relatively speaking.'

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

'You play ball with me and I'll play ball with you!'

"They'll be expecting adagio. Go with the allegro."

'The only thing exciting about these games is our dads fighting with the umpire.'

Roy, if you can hear me, the Mets are twenty games over .500 and they have a good shot at clinching the N. L. East."

Monster Baseball