Mlb Enthusiasts Pillows

MLB Owners, Players, Fans

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

Perils of the double play.

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

Bases loaded, no outs. And coach once again turns to his trusty golden reliever.

'I shoulda told you guys. . . Marmaduke makes up his own rules as we go along.'

"My wife wanted to see a diamond. So I took her to a ballgame."

Sheltering in place.

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

"Are there any here today who feel this union is not in the best interests of baseball?"

'Clear out your desk, Randy. ...NEXT!'

'OK, now let's switch places.'

Vendor selling testosterone.

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

"Think of me as the designated sitter."

"They'll be expecting adagio. Go with the allegro."

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

"Oh, how I wish the season would start!"

"Slugger goes yard!!!"

Roy, if you can hear me, the Mets are twenty games over .500 and they have a good shot at clinching the N. L. East."

'The only thing exciting about these games is our dads fighting with the umpire.'

Official Team Cap With Beard

"Try letting the ball come to you."