Mlb Enthusiasts Gifts

MLB Owners, Players, Fans

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

350 Feet.

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

Perils of the double play.

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

"My wife wanted to see a diamond. So I took her to a ballgame."

Bases loaded, no outs. And coach once again turns to his trusty golden reliever.

'I shoulda told you guys. . . Marmaduke makes up his own rules as we go along.'

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

Vendor selling testosterone.

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

'Clear out your desk, Randy. ...NEXT!'

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

"Are there any here today who feel this union is not in the best interests of baseball?"

"Think of me as the designated sitter."

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

'OK, now let's switch places.'

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

Sheltering in place.

"They'll be expecting adagio. Go with the allegro."

Official Team Cap With Beard

"Try letting the ball come to you."

I can just feel it. I know they're talking about me.

Roy, if you can hear me, the Mets are twenty games over .500 and they have a good shot at clinching the N. L. East."

Extra innings.

"Slugger goes yard!!!"

Goodbye Opiate of the Masses

I watched an erotic thriller last night. Have you heard of the film 'Field of Dreams'?

"Oh, how I wish the season would start!"

'The only thing exciting about these games is our dads fighting with the umpire.'

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'