Baseball Lover Pillows

"Mother, you mustn't conflate correlation with causation."

"Oh, please, please, please don't pick the creepy girls from 'The Shining' before me!"

"That Timmy's a real trouper-he's playing with a sprained ankle and head lice."

'Nasa finally runs out of ideas for new missions'. Colour

Arcade Game Baseball.

'My hope is that this becomes a teaching moment.'

'... Close him up and let's just cross our fingers that his elbow holds up for another inning.'

'Well, there's another strikeout. ... get that bat company on the phone. I'm having second thoughts about their so-called 'volume discount.''

"This is a great place for someone with Tourette's - you come here, you're just like everyone else."

'How big is the glove compartment?'

'Hey kid, get me three of each. I'll hit a home run on the first pitch. Be back in a couple of minutes, OK?' 'Finally, we know what the Babe was really pointing at.'

"Football takes my mind off basketball."

Texting during Baseball Game.

'Really No one And with all that money you make,,,Well, OK,,,'

A Cat about to smash into a Goldfish Aquarium for a meal.

'Cindy said she wanted to see a big diamond for her birthday, so I took her to a baseball game.'

Loan company: High & tight, subsidiary of beanball financial.

Soccer dominates over baseball in Cuba

'Yo, Corona! Pack your stuff! You've been traded.'

'This new lure is guaranteed to get a strike.'

'Clear out your desk, Randy. ...NEXT!'

The Last Planters Peanut Day.

Pompeo visit to Pakistan still got a long way to go

"Batter up..."

'Just a minute. Is that a regulation bat?'

Eclipse?

The Mitty Casey: There is no joy in Mudville.

'The only thing exciting about these games is our dads fighting with the umpire.'

'Making split-second decisions, never admitting a mistake, being vilified by the public - maybe we ought to work for the government.'

'Could you color this and apply it to my neck in a way that makes it look like a tattoo?'

"Hey cool, looks like a whole baseball team is coming to practice in our neighbourhood..."

Baseball player with missile

"Make him throw me something I can hit."

The Phillie Moderate

"While you were out, the Yanks rallied for three in the bottom of the seventh."