Baseball Hat Lover Gifts

'My Mom wears her cap backwards to keep the sun out of the eyes in the back of her head.'

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

Greenfingers.

Perils of the double play.

Bases loaded, no outs. And coach once again turns to his trusty golden reliever.

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

"My wife wanted to see a diamond. So I took her to a ballgame."

'I shoulda told you guys. . . Marmaduke makes up his own rules as we go along.'

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

"JB wears many hats. He just can't delegate"

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

'OK, now let's switch places.'

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

'Clear out your desk, Randy. ...NEXT!'

Sheltering in place.

Vendor selling testosterone.

The Bearskin Hat Family

Why would a dog wear a hat?

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

"They'll be expecting adagio. Go with the allegro."

William Tell's lesser-known first son- Stanislaus Tell.

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

Official Team Cap With Beard

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'