Bowler Hat Lover Gifts

"Oh, it's you."

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

Cricket Accidents.

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

"JB wears many hats. He just can't delegate"

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

'You stay here. I'll go on a head.'

'Good luck with the presentation dear and I still think it would be better without the hat!'

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

"Yes, it's a sports related injury. He dropped his bowling ball."

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

Hat Boxes, in the Closet

A witch tries on new styles of hats.

King Pin

"Did you see that trimmed-up earlier than thou look on her face, just then?"

'I thoguht they only tested drugs on guinea pigs.'

Bowling ball head.

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

'I like this one. Does it come in a backwards version?'

"Head office wants us to wear these until our corporate iamge improves."

'This is the kind of hat you wear to bed.'

Hat Wars.

'Beret Night at the Museum'