Bowler Hat Lover Gifts

"Oh, it's you."

Polar bear bowling alley

Snowman with Happy Face Badge.

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

Cricket Accidents.

"Excuse me a moment, whilst I just change hats."

Businessman wearing many hats.

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

"JB wears many hats. He just can't delegate"

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

"Has it occurred to you that you keep getting beaten up because that's your true purpose in life?"

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

"The way you wear your hat….The way you sip your tea..."

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

'You stay here. I'll go on a head.'

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

'Good luck with the presentation dear and I still think it would be better without the hat!'

Hat Boxes, in the Closet

Michael Jackson: The thriller of entertainment.

Bowling ball head.

Bowling. 24 Lanes. Going bowling for date night with my girlfriend as a bad idea. A split was inevitable.

A witch tries on new styles of hats.

'I thoguht they only tested drugs on guinea pigs.'

"Yes, it's a sports related injury. He dropped his bowling ball."

"Did you see that trimmed-up earlier than thou look on her face, just then?"

King Pin

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

'I like this one. Does it come in a backwards version?'

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

"Head office wants us to wear these until our corporate iamge improves."

"I think Simon’s been hit on the head one too many times."

Hat Wars.