Bowling Fan Gifts

'With a five day week I golfed and fished. On a four day week I took up bowling and with a three day week I started skiing. Gentlemen, I'm too tired for a two day week.'

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"Now there's something you don't see everyday. How long have you been using dachshunds as sled dogs.?"

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

'Fine. And you?'

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

Sisyphus visits Stowe

'The grudge match.'

Recalculating

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

'He hasn't played a game yet, but there are people who have started whinging about him already.'

Mr. Blok goes bowling.

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

"You have to pick the places you don't walk away from."—Joan Didion, Penny, Joan Didion.

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

Mountain Rescue for a Dog.

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

"Yes, it's a sports related injury. He dropped his bowling ball."

"Wow, he seems totally normal outside of work."

Bowling ball head.

"The stock market went downholl, visited an ice cream parlor, then went bowling and ended the trading day in the pub."

King Pin

Possums that ski.

'I do enjoy the winter olympics.'

'The team we're playing tonight is good 'cause I heard they know how to turn and stop!'

"I think Simon’s been hit on the head one too many times."

"I had the stitches out last week. I just find that it helps me stay focused."

Canadians celebrate first Olympic gold medal.

Corporate thinking.

"Hope you don't mind—it was his last request."

Dogs on skis pulling a sled