Fast Bowling Fan Gifts

Merv Hughes, Australian Fast Bowler.

Fast Bowler

Under pressure.

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

'Fancy a swift half?'

Formula One car origami

Hammer Thrower - "Let go of it!"

Pig Trotter

Centaur Sprinter

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

The Bagel Wheel Derby.

'I was this close to the finish line and then somebody threw a stick!'

'I had three catches dropped today.' - 'Yes, but the were dropped by spectators in the stand.'

"No, no, the way you're shifting your papers - it's all wrong."

'You mean you don't have a bowling alley on board? And you call yourself a cruise ship?'

"Actually, my species is not nocturnal: I'm just a teenager..."

'Sorry Son, I might be the fastest animal on land, but I don't think I could catch the Gingerbread Man...'

'They're halfway through the six-meter dash. At this pace, the winner should break the world record by at least 24 hours!'

Racing pit crew member holds sign for driver: Stop And Ask For Directions.

Plastic Brits: 'Apprehend that fleetfooted alien and naturalise him for Team GB!'

Dog Scalextric

"I'm gonna be tree sick!"

'I know you felt great after ten laps around the track, Mr. Fandella, but remember you were driving.'

Birds watching car race wishing they had wheels.

Man planning on standing on a turntable to aid hammer throw.

'With a five day week I golfed and fished. On a four day week I took up bowling and with a three day week I started skiing. Gentlemen, I'm too tired for a two day week.'

"Change down you fool! You can't hit a hairpin at that speed!"

'What are YOU doing here?'

'Runners to your mark. Get set... wait! Lane three! Turn sideways!'

Modified Stocks/Laughing Stocks

Tomorrow would be a lucrative day foe the Indianapolis Police Department.

Lord Robert Winston

Prisoner does Shot Put with an Ankle Ball and Chain