Fast Bowling Fan Pillows

Merv Hughes, Australian Fast Bowler.

Fast Bowler

Under pressure.

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

Formula One car origami

'Fancy a swift half?'

Hammer Thrower - "Let go of it!"

Pig Trotter

Centaur Sprinter

The Bagel Wheel Derby.

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

'I was this close to the finish line and then somebody threw a stick!'

'You mean you don't have a bowling alley on board? And you call yourself a cruise ship?'

'I had three catches dropped today.' - 'Yes, but the were dropped by spectators in the stand.'

"No, no, the way you're shifting your papers - it's all wrong."

Daily News Headline Dept. Editor. Here's a story about a guy who shaved his race horse to cut wind resistance, and the horse got a terrible sunburn. "A pony shaved is a pony burned"!

"Actually, my species is not nocturnal: I'm just a teenager..."

Racing pit crew member holds sign for driver: Stop And Ask For Directions.

Plastic Brits: 'Apprehend that fleetfooted alien and naturalise him for Team GB!'

'Sorry Son, I might be the fastest animal on land, but I don't think I could catch the Gingerbread Man...'

'They're halfway through the six-meter dash. At this pace, the winner should break the world record by at least 24 hours!'

'I know you felt great after ten laps around the track, Mr. Fandella, but remember you were driving.'

"I'm gonna be tree sick!"

'With a five day week I golfed and fished. On a four day week I took up bowling and with a three day week I started skiing. Gentlemen, I'm too tired for a two day week.'

"This is ridiculous. It was an accident."

Man planning on standing on a turntable to aid hammer throw.

Birds watching car race wishing they had wheels.

Dog Scalextric

"Change down you fool! You can't hit a hairpin at that speed!"

NASCAR TIRE CHANGE

'Runners to your mark. Get set... wait! Lane three! Turn sideways!'

'What are YOU doing here?'

Tomorrow would be a lucrative day foe the Indianapolis Police Department.

Lord Robert Winston

Prisoner does Shot Put with an Ankle Ball and Chain