Bowling Fan Pillows

'With a five day week I golfed and fished. On a four day week I took up bowling and with a three day week I started skiing. Gentlemen, I'm too tired for a two day week.'

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

Polar bear bowling alley

"Now there's something you don't see everyday. How long have you been using dachshunds as sled dogs.?"

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

'Fine. And you?'

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

Sisyphus visits Stowe

'The grudge match.'

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

"You have to pick the places you don't walk away from."—Joan Didion, Penny, Joan Didion.

'He hasn't played a game yet, but there are people who have started whinging about him already.'

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

Mr. Blok goes bowling.

Recalculating

"Has it occurred to you that you keep getting beaten up because that's your true purpose in life?"

Mountain Rescue for a Dog.

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

Bowling ball head.

'I do enjoy the winter olympics.'

King Pin

Bowling - The Early Years. This game will never catch on --- it's too hard on the goalie.

"The stock market went downholl, visited an ice cream parlor, then went bowling and ended the trading day in the pub."

"Yes, it's a sports related injury. He dropped his bowling ball."

Bowling. 24 Lanes. Going bowling for date night with my girlfriend as a bad idea. A split was inevitable.

Possums that ski.

"Wow, he seems totally normal outside of work."

'The team we're playing tonight is good 'cause I heard they know how to turn and stop!'

Corporate thinking.

"See? I told you I didn’t have to wait in the car."

Canadians celebrate first Olympic gold medal.

Pin-atas

"I think Simon’s been hit on the head one too many times."

"I had the stitches out last week. I just find that it helps me stay focused."