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'These are England's bowlers for the next test.'

Wilbur Ross as Magritte's "Pilgrim"

Polar bear bowling alley

Snowman with Happy Face Badge.

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

"Excuse me a moment, whilst I just change hats."

Businessman wearing many hats.

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

"JB wears many hats. He just can't delegate"

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

Why would a dog wear a hat?

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

William Tell's lesser-known first son- Stanislaus Tell.

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

"Has it occurred to you that you keep getting beaten up because that's your true purpose in life?"

Western Outfitters.

The Brazilian Blow dry

"The way you wear your hat….The way you sip your tea..."

"Hendrickje, I feel another self-portrait coming on. Bring in the funny hats."

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

'You stay here. I'll go on a head.'

'Good luck with the presentation dear and I still think it would be better without the hat!'

Saxophonist playing on the map of Cornwall.

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

Bowling. 24 Lanes. Going bowling for date night with my girlfriend as a bad idea. A split was inevitable.

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

Hat Boxes, in the Closet

A witch tries on new styles of hats.

Michael Jackson: The thriller of entertainment.

'I thoguht they only tested drugs on guinea pigs.'

"Yes, it's a sports related injury. He dropped his bowling ball."

"Did you see that trimmed-up earlier than thou look on her face, just then?"