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Wino Appreciation Group

'Plastic corks, then screw caps; when they come out with a flip-n-sip Chateau Petrus I'm hanging up my tastevin.'

"Bloody hell!"

Wine enthusiast tries to make his way to Cork.

"Can you recommend a wine that would compliment a divorce?"

true love.

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

"In our house the four major food groups are Bordeaux, Merlot, Chardonnay and Champagne."

"So is this war movie rated R, rated PG, or rated RPG?"

"Let's see, we bought the giant pop corn, tow giant sodas, and a big box of candy. . . we were lucky the megaplex's loan department was open!"

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

'Are you sure this wine is ten years old?' - 'Yes, I remember opening it ten years ago.'

'I've written six books on wine; owned my own winery and taught a wine class for two years. My next goal is to taste some.'

Cinemuck

An Excellent Nose for Wine.

Red Wine

'There's over 500,000 different wines? Bernie, we've got work to do!'

'Welcome home, Dear. Your dinner is in the popcorn bowl.'

"When a wine rates over ninety, this is not alcoholism."

"I've tried that one; it's a blend of 74 different red grapes - including two of the plastic decorative type."

'I need enough for popcorn and a movie.'

"I've joined a wine-lovers club. . . so far there are only three members."

'Who took the cork out of my lunch?'

Driver at Grand Prix shooting another driver with the cork from champagne

'Ha ha, you're covered in Cinemuck!'

"Now this is a Francis Ford Coppola. We still haven't been here quite long enough to be drinkable ourselves."

"This oughtta be good...my lawyer is about to read my Will. I left everything to my cat Binky!"

"Can you recommend a suitable white wine to drink with my red wine?"

"Right-ho, Jeeves!"

'Popcorn? Sure. Would you like huge, mega, super-duper huge or gigundazillion multi multi really insanely huge?'

"And would you like a wine stopper?"

'Move? Are you kidding? With the wines the guy next door collects?'

'Would Sir like to smell the screw-top?'

'It's got worse than just the occasional sploosh from a wine box, hasn't it?'

"This wine is CORKED!"