'Hold steady, there girl. I need to open my bottle of cider!'
Cider Connoisseur Gifts
Treat the cider enthusiast in your life to something special with our curated collection of gifts. Perfect for those who appreciate a good brew, our products feature witty designs and charming illustrations that highlight their passion. From cozy pillows and stylish t-shirts to functional mugs and art prints, every item is designed to bring a smile and a toast to their favorite beverage. Celebrate their refined taste and fun personality all in one place.
Bikers.
'The History Channel is all reruns.'
"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"
"This place has the best happy hour."
Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.
"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."
"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"
I could have danced all night!
"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."
New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!
'He likes to power nap.'
'Tony, you always try to lead.'
Party Animals.
"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"
'No ice.'
'This is one of our most recent vintages!'
Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.
'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'
Night of the Latkes
Join me in a Martini?
Farm Humor.
"I just realized you're my entire entourage."
'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'
The Trojan Beagle.
Happy Hour
"And I'll have that lightly sedated, please."
'I was an egg in the Easter play.'
"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."
Emergency Phone.
10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.
"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."
"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"
"The yellow spotted green bird, eats its body weight in bugs, and mates once every three years."
Girl who can't cook meets guys who can't fix stuff.
Cider Connoisseur Gifts Collection
Cider Connoisseur Mugs
Discover more fun and stylish mugs dedicated to cider connoisseurs that will brighten up their daily routine.
Cider Connoisseur Pillows
Find the perfect cider-themed pillows to add comfort and personality to their home decor.
Cider Connoisseur Prints
Browse our array of art prints that beautifully showcase the world of cider and the connoisseur’s passion.
Cider Connoisseur T-Shirts
Explore our collection of witty and trendy t-shirts that celebrate a love for cider and good humor.