Craft Cider Aficionado Gifts

The Beer Garden of Eden: "This hard cider is life-changing. Try a sip."

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

"This cheap can of domestic beer has a bouquet reminiscent of...beer."

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

Micro-Brewed Brain Beer

Which Hogwarts house are you?

'Well,we had a good run.' - Worldwide Hops Shortage.

''Spiced mill cider and home made apple pie.' Am I supposed to freshen the room with this or have it for dessert?'

"Thousands of craft beers and I still haven't found one with a smooth, kibble finish."

'Well if you don't want the apple, can I tempt you with this?'

'Did you hear? We have a new slogan: Artisan-crafted wine made the old-world way.'

Crafty Beer: "I'm making a scrapbook of when you were still fermenting."

'Actually,I didn't start drinking until his dog died.'

Real Beer People

'Coffee and Converstion' vs. 'Beer & Bullshit'

Now that, my friend, is a beer garden!

Alcohol Ingredients

'So what if she only brew a few cases a year. We can still do business.'

"You order the microbrew?"

'But our secret ingredient is large quantities of Hilberg beer.'

Ernie is a master brewer! He's highly skilled in every phase of the beer-making process! Business is booming at our craft beer pub! Ernie, are those ladies old enough to buy beer? I didn't ask for I.D. I didn't want to violate the no "dating" the customers policy. Ernie is an absolute genius about beer, but lacks common sense about everything else!

"I'll have the pork in cider...easy on the pork"

'Come to our microbrew party. It's B.Y.O.B. Bring Your Own Brewery.'

"Apparently the carrot is locally sourced, the whisky is craft, the mince pie is gluten-free..."

'And here's a year's supply of Jim's Pinot Noir. When you taste it, you'll know why it's a year's supply.'

"Don't look now - here comes Cider-man."

Goldilocks: The later years

'It's the ultimate micro brew. Put some hops and yeast in your mouth and gargle.'

'We'll never make it: you're gourmet coffee and craft beer, I'm instant and light.'

James Turrell designs a craft beer can

The perfect martini.