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The Beer Garden of Eden: "This hard cider is life-changing. Try a sip."

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

"This cheap can of domestic beer has a bouquet reminiscent of...beer."

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

Micro-Brewed Brain Beer

Which Hogwarts house are you?

"Thousands of craft beers and I still haven't found one with a smooth, kibble finish."

'Well,we had a good run.' - Worldwide Hops Shortage.

''Spiced mill cider and home made apple pie.' Am I supposed to freshen the room with this or have it for dessert?'

'Well if you don't want the apple, can I tempt you with this?'

Crafty Beer: "I'm making a scrapbook of when you were still fermenting."

'Actually,I didn't start drinking until his dog died.'

'Did you hear? We have a new slogan: Artisan-crafted wine made the old-world way.'

Real Beer People

'Coffee and Converstion' vs. 'Beer & Bullshit'

"You order the microbrew?"

Alcohol Ingredients

'But our secret ingredient is large quantities of Hilberg beer.'

'So what if she only brew a few cases a year. We can still do business.'

'Come to our microbrew party. It's B.Y.O.B. Bring Your Own Brewery.'

"Apparently the carrot is locally sourced, the whisky is craft, the mince pie is gluten-free..."

"I'll have the pork in cider...easy on the pork"

The perfect martini.

'And here's a year's supply of Jim's Pinot Noir. When you taste it, you'll know why it's a year's supply.'

'It's the ultimate micro brew. Put some hops and yeast in your mouth and gargle.'

'We'll never make it: you're gourmet coffee and craft beer, I'm instant and light.'

James Turrell designs a craft beer can

Goldilocks: The later years

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