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'Well if you don't want the apple, can I tempt you with this?'

'No ice.'

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

Join me in a Martini?

'No standing while room is in motion.'

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

Shaken not stirred

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

You're the botanicals in my gin

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

The Beer Garden of Eden: "This hard cider is life-changing. Try a sip."

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

Someone needs to tell him that having Churchillian leadership skills requires more than a 10'' havana

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

Prawn Cocktail Please

'Okay then, what's the price break on TWENTY drinks?'

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

"There are no such things as problems, only opportunities."

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

"I believe you'll like our company. We pay our employees time and a fifth."

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

'At first I wasn't going to join, but with a name like that, how could I resist?'

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

"Phil's an expert networker. One drink and he's on schmooze-control."

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

Man at work sees in lounge refrigerator, 'Creative Juices'

(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

"They grow up so fast."