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Draught Cider Van - Watch out for mothers

'It's for stripping paint... cheaper than meths.'

On holiday.

Cocktails on the verandah.

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

Cat Nip.

Pina Coladas

We'll have Manhattans...

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

"An everything Martini, please."

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

"She'll have a Shirley Temple, and I'll have a Shirley Temple's mother."

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

Balancing two espresso martinis

You're the botanicals in my gin

In case of emergency, break glass.

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

Margarita

The Beer Garden of Eden: "This hard cider is life-changing. Try a sip."

Espresso Martini Peacock

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"I love these off-site business meetings."

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

Cocktail glasses swimming in the sea.

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

'You deserve some unabashed fun once in a while.'

"Well, what are you doing after the millennium?"

Baloneystini

You're the olive in my martini

"Another round of banana daiquiris for the lovely lady and I, please!"

The Martini is invented.

"If it's my pride, I'm not here"