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'It's for stripping paint... cheaper than meths.'

On holiday.

Cocktails on the verandah.

Cat Nip.

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

Pina Coladas

We'll have Manhattans...

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

"She'll have a Shirley Temple, and I'll have a Shirley Temple's mother."

You're the botanicals in my gin

Balancing two espresso martinis

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

"An everything Martini, please."

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

In case of emergency, break glass.

Margarita

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

I'm freshwater. Make it a margarita without salt.

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

Espresso Martini Peacock

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

The Beer Garden of Eden: "This hard cider is life-changing. Try a sip."

"I love these off-site business meetings."

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

"If it's my pride, I'm not here"

Cocktail glasses swimming in the sea.

You're the olive in my martini

"Well, what are you doing after the millennium?"

The Martini is invented.

'You deserve some unabashed fun once in a while.'

Baloneystini

'Fried chickens.'