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The Doctor encounters the dreaded cydermen.

'Well if you don't want the apple, can I tempt you with this?'

The Beer Garden of Eden: "This hard cider is life-changing. Try a sip."

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'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Beer Stall

'Would everyone please phrase their questions in ones and zeros please.'

Terry had a computer bug.

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

Barman In Love.

'If you don't like the way I program, just say so!'

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

'It looks like our data.'

''Spiced mill cider and home made apple pie.' Am I supposed to freshen the room with this or have it for dessert?'

'We are now entering sombre hour, happy hour has finished.'

Which Hogwarts house are you?

"They're worse than carpenter ants. We have hacker ants."

Last night I went over to Lance's house, and he was leaning back in his recliner, drinking a beer, eating a pizza and smoking a cigar. I said, "Tsk! Tsk!" He asked if that was for the recliner, the beer the pizza or the cigar. I explained that I'm quite adept at multi-tsking.

'Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's is the fairest arse of all?'

"Gnork invented the wheel, Shnorz invented the hand axe, and my genius paints lines and circles. . . what do you want to do with it? Maybe building something where you can look at cat pictures? Hahaha!"

'Data, data everywhere!'

When Coffee Is Not Enough

'What you did is you took the encrypted message and instead of decrypting it, you encrypted it further.'

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"I'll have the pork in cider...easy on the pork"

"You're so vein."

"Then on a lark, I made the foolish mistake of writing a program that did what I did."

He crash tests software.

12;24. 11:15. 11:45. I can't continue to tell Mrs. Claus the fib that I hardly ever eat the cookies that are left out for me. She figured out how to hack into security camera streams all over the world last year.

If God was a programmer

"Oh, don't jump. But at least learn to code."

"A minute on the lips"

'Y2K compliance!'