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"I have a better idea! Let's squeeze the apple and ferment the juice!"

'I blame The Wurzels.'

"I'll have the pork in cider...easy on the pork"

Gentleman Farmer and his Farm Worker.

A scene from Oooh-arrr Dude, Where's My Cow?

Cidermen

'Let's forget about a family and open a cider farm!'

"I'm on the 5:2 diet, I drink 5 bottles of cider twice a day."

Cocktails on the verandah.

On holiday.

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

Cat Nip.

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

Pina Coladas

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

We'll have Manhattans...

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

You're the botanicals in my gin

"She'll have a Shirley Temple, and I'll have a Shirley Temple's mother."

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

"An everything Martini, please."

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

Balancing two espresso martinis

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

In case of emergency, break glass.

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

Margarita

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"Scotch and water musick."

The Beer Garden of Eden: "This hard cider is life-changing. Try a sip."

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.