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The Doctor encounters the dreaded cydermen.

"I have a better idea! Let's squeeze the apple and ferment the juice!"

'I blame The Wurzels.'

"I'll have the pork in cider...easy on the pork"

Gentleman Farmer and his Farm Worker.

A scene from Oooh-arrr Dude, Where's My Cow?

Cidermen

'Let's forget about a family and open a cider farm!'

"I'm on the 5:2 diet, I drink 5 bottles of cider twice a day."

Cocktails on the verandah.

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

On holiday.

Cat Nip.

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

Pina Coladas

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

We'll have Manhattans...

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

"An everything Martini, please."

Balancing two espresso martinis

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

You're the botanicals in my gin

"She'll have a Shirley Temple, and I'll have a Shirley Temple's mother."

In case of emergency, break glass.

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

Margarita

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"I love these off-site business meetings."