Cider Pillows

'Well if you don't want the apple, can I tempt you with this?'

The Beer Garden of Eden: "This hard cider is life-changing. Try a sip."

Cidermen

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'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

Beer Stall

"And now. . . which shoes?"

'Would everyone please phrase their questions in ones and zeros please.'

Terry had a computer bug.

Barman In Love.

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

'It looks like our data.'

"They're worse than carpenter ants. We have hacker ants."

''Spiced mill cider and home made apple pie.' Am I supposed to freshen the room with this or have it for dessert?'

Which Hogwarts house are you?

'We are now entering sombre hour, happy hour has finished.'

"Gnork invented the wheel, Shnorz invented the hand axe, and my genius paints lines and circles. . . what do you want to do with it? Maybe building something where you can look at cat pictures? Hahaha!"

'Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's is the fairest arse of all?'

'Data, data everywhere!'

When Coffee Is Not Enough

'What you did is you took the encrypted message and instead of decrypting it, you encrypted it further.'

"I'll have the pork in cider...easy on the pork"

Programmer T-shirt Fashion

"Oh, don't jump. But at least learn to code."

If God was a programmer

Drunken hamster at the bar says to the Easter Bunny: 'You got lucky, Bunny. Things could've been so different for the Harvest Festival Hamster.'

'Y2K compliance!'

"A minute on the lips"

Your recovery is a basic DOS prompt.

"Then on a lark, I made the foolish mistake of writing a program that did what I did."

"You're so vein."

"Igor, you fool! I told you to steal a healthy brain...not the brain of a programmer!"