Cider Lover Pillows

Which Hogwarts house are you?

A Good Batch.

Sir Winston Churchill

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

Candle Portraits.

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

The Beer Garden of Eden: "This hard cider is life-changing. Try a sip."

"Smoke a cigar that fits your face."

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

'Joe has been partying hard!'

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

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'Look, I know it's artificial orange, but you're sick, I say, sick.'

'The guy at the end of the bar, would like to know if he can get you to buy him another drink?'

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

'You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake!'

I'm carrying a tiki torch for you!

Wanna talk about it?

"And try not to spill Daddy's Martini, Caleb."

Martini Lovers

“Rumor has it, it’s happy hour.”

"Lately, I can't even burn the candle at one end."

'Well if you don't want the apple, can I tempt you with this?'

"...And our 'Holiday Scented' candle smells just like credit cards."

Join me in a beer?

"Brian's considering the optics."

Pumpkin Spice

'A Connoisseur Examining a Cooper'- George III Inspecting Engraving of Oliver Cromwell

It's Hell, but at least It's White-Collar Hell