Cider Lover Gifts

Which Hogwarts house are you?

"Don't look now - here comes Cider-man."

A Good Batch.

Sir Winston Churchill

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

Candle Portraits.

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

The Beer Garden of Eden: "This hard cider is life-changing. Try a sip."

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

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'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

'Joe has been partying hard!'

"Smoke a cigar that fits your face."

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

'Look, I know it's artificial orange, but you're sick, I say, sick.'

'All I said was 'belly up to the bar'.'

'The guy at the end of the bar, would like to know if he can get you to buy him another drink?'

'You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake!'

Wanna talk about it?

I'm carrying a tiki torch for you!

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

"And try not to spill Daddy's Martini, Caleb."

Martini Lovers

“Rumor has it, it’s happy hour.”

"Lately, I can't even burn the candle at one end."

'Well if you don't want the apple, can I tempt you with this?'

"...And our 'Holiday Scented' candle smells just like credit cards."

Join me in a beer?

"Brian's considering the optics."

It's Hell, but at least It's White-Collar Hell

We got the adult version. Sip 'N Slide.

'A Connoisseur Examining a Cooper'- George III Inspecting Engraving of Oliver Cromwell

Now THAT, my friend, is a beer garden!