Cider Sippers T-Shirts

"Can Dave come out to drink cider in the park?"

Beer Stall

The Beer Garden of Eden: "This hard cider is life-changing. Try a sip."

Which Hogwarts house are you?

'Well if you don't want the apple, can I tempt you with this?'

Baby it's cold outside.

“There once was a woman who lived in a can of prebiotic soda… & only then did she consume enough to reap the health benefits claimed on the label.”

'No I don't do decaf, soy lattes with a shot of vanilla!'

"I'll have the pork in cider...easy on the pork"

"Single malt scotches are good but I prefer regular old comfort booze."

Trendy new La Croix flavors

"I'm a local craftsperson - I make money."

'Hold steady, there girl. I need to open my bottle of cider!'

"I have a better idea! Let's squeeze the apple and ferment the juice!"

"Well, the spider you swallowed in the scrumpy is now wriggling and tickling in cider."

'Maybe you're sitting on the wrong end.'

'This tasted a lot better at the trade show, Sammy.'

Olde English Delicacies - Maypole Syrup.

Book Prediction Club

"A cheeky little wine, would you agree?"

"Is the vodka fresh?"

Cidermen

"It's a hard life!"

'I blame The Wurzels.'

Watch out for this guy. Worse than passing bad checks, he asked for instant coffee and nondairy creamer.

Nutcracker and the Sugar Plum Fairy

A scene from Oooh-arrr Dude, Where's My Cow?

'Happy hour, drinks half price'

Bikers.

Temperance Society: Cheese & Wine Evening 7:00 til 7:15.

'Let's forget about a family and open a cider farm!'

Santa and reindeer smoking cigars and drinking a glass of brandy in rocking chairs.