Cider Sippers Mugs

Where hard cider comes from.

"Can Dave come out to drink cider in the park?"

Beer Stall

The Beer Garden of Eden: "This hard cider is life-changing. Try a sip."

Which Hogwarts house are you?

'Well if you don't want the apple, can I tempt you with this?'

Baby it's cold outside.

“There once was a woman who lived in a can of prebiotic soda… & only then did she consume enough to reap the health benefits claimed on the label.”

'No I don't do decaf, soy lattes with a shot of vanilla!'

"I'll have the pork in cider...easy on the pork"

"Don't look now - here comes Cider-man."

"Single malt scotches are good but I prefer regular old comfort booze."

Trendy new La Croix flavors

The Doctor encounters the dreaded cydermen.

"I'm a local craftsperson - I make money."

"I have a better idea! Let's squeeze the apple and ferment the juice!"

'Hold steady, there girl. I need to open my bottle of cider!'

'This tasted a lot better at the trade show, Sammy.'

"Well, the spider you swallowed in the scrumpy is now wriggling and tickling in cider."

'Maybe you're sitting on the wrong end.'

Olde English Delicacies - Maypole Syrup.

Book Prediction Club

"A cheeky little wine, would you agree?"

"Is the vodka fresh?"

Cidermen

"It's a hard life!"

'I blame The Wurzels.'

'Happy hour, drinks half price'

Watch out for this guy. Worse than passing bad checks, he asked for instant coffee and nondairy creamer.

Nutcracker and the Sugar Plum Fairy

First There Were Only Two. Then There Was a Third. Trouble Began.

Bikers.

A scene from Oooh-arrr Dude, Where's My Cow?

'Instead of passing the fat tax on soda, the government requires that people do 10 chin-ups before the cooler will open.'

"I'm on the 5:2 diet, I drink 5 bottles of cider twice a day."