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Santa and reindeer smoking cigars and drinking a glass of brandy in rocking chairs.

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'

'It has to breathe for exactly 22 minutes; then I can pour you a glass - right after the sacrifice.'

"Darlin', I finally figured out the true meaning of life. It's a well=worn chair, a nasty old pipe, cheap brandy and a moth-eaten dog with a sphincter problem."

'I told her my biological clock was going off, and she hit my snooze alarm.'

Baby it's cold outside.

'If you're into preparing healthy meals then I recommend the apricot brandy. It contains the antioxidant beta carotene.'

'Ah, 'man's best friend' and it's brought by a dog.'

“There once was a woman who lived in a can of prebiotic soda… & only then did she consume enough to reap the health benefits claimed on the label.”

Gosh dern it, Cookie! Thanks to you the boys won't punch cattle without a frothy cup of yer Mesquite Caramel Cappuccino!

'No I don't do decaf, soy lattes with a shot of vanilla!'

"The champagne aisle always makes me cry. Just look at all this imprisoned happiness!"

Beethoven's 10th

"Single malt scotches are good but I prefer regular old comfort booze."

Billy strip: 'whiskey is not a cure for the common cold.'

"I'm a local craftsperson - I make money."

'Maybe you're sitting on the wrong end.'

'Prayer services held in pub' "Same again please..."

Olde English Delicacies - Maypole Syrup.

Book Prediction Club

"A cheeky little wine, would you agree?"

"Is the vodka fresh?"

"I'm a white middle aged male and that's who I'm voting for."

Watch out for this guy. Worse than passing bad checks, he asked for instant coffee and nondairy creamer.

Nutcracker and the Sugar Plum Fairy

'Happy hour, drinks half price'

Holy Spirit.

'Oops! Sorry Vicar, your cup runneth over!'

Temperance Society: Cheese & Wine Evening 7:00 til 7:15.

After Dinner Cigar.

"Spare change please mister, for a Mocha Frappuccino with cinnamon sprinkles?"