Cider Maker Gifts

'Let's forget about a family and open a cider farm!'

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

The Vineyard

Beer Stall

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

The Beer Garden of Eden: "This hard cider is life-changing. Try a sip."

'Wine, high octane grape juice.'

'According to this, she began making wine in her laundry room 30 years ago, and now she's moved on to the garage.'

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

''Spiced mill cider and home made apple pie.' Am I supposed to freshen the room with this or have it for dessert?'

Which Hogwarts house are you?

"I've tried that one; it's a blend of 74 different red grapes - including two of the plastic decorative type."

'Well if you don't want the apple, can I tempt you with this?'

Wine connoisseur in search of new vintage.(Wine)

Man crushing grapes with flippers.

'What is wrong with brother Sebastian?'

'I thought I'd cut out the middle men.'

"We had no sherry so I left him some of your dad's home brew instead."

'To save money, Bob started making his own wine. This Chablis, for example, only cost him $329 a bottle.'

"I'll have the pork in cider...easy on the pork"

'Somehow, somewhere, someone's skimming the profits.'

Galician vineyards

Winery tours.

'Can't you come up with something more elegant than 'Dave's Homemade Booze'?'

"Foreign wines have ruined me for domestics. I still shop local, but I gripe global."

Wine from all regions.

'How many potatoes to make a bottle of vodka?.'

'I heard you turned water into wine. What strain of yeast do you use?'

'Ok, house red then, please.'

'Thank goodness the FDA now requires us to number each grape. We were almost caught up around here.'