Cider Maker Mugs

'Let's forget about a family and open a cider farm!'

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

The Vineyard

Beer Stall

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

'Wine, high octane grape juice.'

The Beer Garden of Eden: "This hard cider is life-changing. Try a sip."

'My husband made my cake from scratch...even the candles.'

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

'According to this, she began making wine in her laundry room 30 years ago, and now she's moved on to the garage.'

Which Hogwarts house are you?

''Spiced mill cider and home made apple pie.' Am I supposed to freshen the room with this or have it for dessert?'

"I've tried that one; it's a blend of 74 different red grapes - including two of the plastic decorative type."

'Well if you don't want the apple, can I tempt you with this?'

'Why is the jacuzzi full of grapes?'

Wine connoisseur in search of new vintage.(Wine)

Man crushing grapes with flippers.

'What is wrong with brother Sebastian?'

"We had no sherry so I left him some of your dad's home brew instead."

'I thought I'd cut out the middle men.'

'To save money, Bob started making his own wine. This Chablis, for example, only cost him $329 a bottle.'

"I'll have the pork in cider...easy on the pork"

'Somehow, somewhere, someone's skimming the profits.'

"Don't look now - here comes Cider-man."

Galician vineyards

Winery tours.

'Can't you come up with something more elegant than 'Dave's Homemade Booze'?'

'How many potatoes to make a bottle of vodka?.'

"Foreign wines have ruined me for domestics. I still shop local, but I gripe global."

Wine from all regions.

'Ok, house red then, please.'

Where hard cider comes from.

'I heard you turned water into wine. What strain of yeast do you use?'

Frank's Butcher Shop. Ernie's Bakery. Starbux Coffee. It hasn't been the same since the candlestick maker went out of business.

The Doctor encounters the dreaded cydermen.