Cider Making Gifts

"I have a better idea! Let's squeeze the apple and ferment the juice!"

''Spiced mill cider and home made apple pie.' Am I supposed to freshen the room with this or have it for dessert?'

Bikers.

Wassail

"This place has the best happy hour."

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

Pete Townshend Vineyards

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

The Vineyard

'No ice.'

'... And this is my cellar.'

We'll have Manhattans...

Lady of the bath...

Join me in a Martini?

Candle Portraits.

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

Balancing two espresso martinis

Beer Stall

"Drunk, yet orderly"

Shaken not stirred

"We're hoping for a really smooth wine here."

Love is in the air...

The Beer Garden of Eden: "This hard cider is life-changing. Try a sip."

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

I'm freshwater. Make it a margarita without salt.

'We drove 800 miles for this? If I wanted to look at a roomful of dusty bottles, we could have visited your mother.'

Man with wine glass face looks unhappy.

'So much for your theory that mixing two 50-point-rated wines equals one rated 100.'

My therapist says I should take up basket making as a pastime!

'According to this, she began making wine in her laundry room 30 years ago, and now she's moved on to the garage.'

kangaroos hopping around in a vat of grapes to make wine for Australian wine company.

'It's a little varietal I bottle myself...Type A positive.'

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."

'Who's the new guy?'

'No more for me, thanks - I've already had a skinful.'