Cider Connoisseur Prints

'Hold steady, there girl. I need to open my bottle of cider!'

Bikers.

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

I could have danced all night!

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

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'He likes to power nap.'

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

Party Animals.

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

'No ice.'

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

Night of the Latkes

Join me in a Martini?

Farm Humor.

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

The Trojan Beagle.

Happy Hour

"And I'll have that lightly sedated, please."

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

Emergency Phone.

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

"The yellow spotted green bird, eats its body weight in bugs, and mates once every three years."

Girl who can't cook meets guys who can't fix stuff.