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'Oi! - Are you lookin' at my curd!?!'

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

The Main Types of Cheese

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

"Joel! Killer crust!"

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

Curling your hair for no reason

Mayo-A-Mayo

'Tomato ketchup?' 'Well you wanted the house red.'

"Can you keep a secret?"

"It's this trend that leads us to believe we should supplement our oil commodities with investments in some of the Earth's rich vinegar and crouton reserves."

"Ah — excellent catsup."

"Summer's here. Do you want to start talking incessantly about tomatoes or corn?"

"Okay, now we're too domesticated."

"Careful it's hot." (Colour)

Faux Poop!

"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."

The Pooperrazzi

'Who took the cork out of my lunch?'

'Can't we have something other than curry for a change?'

'Your tomato ketchup is on it's way, Sir...'

'When I grow up, I want to be just like you.'

'I can't work out why I keep getting these blinding headaches!'

Baker

That night, Neil Thomas declared himself the poet laureate of 1973 Sheffield Lane.

" 'Chicken Vindaloo for the Hindu Soul' is but the tip of the iceberg in our initial strategy of global expansion."

"Sorry, honey, I used up all the sunblock. How 'bout we cover you in mayonnaise instead?"

'The greatest wine in my collection? Why, it's my '45 Chateau Palmer and, oh, what a coincidence, it's right here!'

'Of course it's lite. I wouldn't make it if it wasn't lite.'

sports bar buffet : Hotdogs/pizza/Corn-on-the-Ty Cobb

Well, we fancied a bit of herbal!

'Didn't I warn you not to have the vindaloo?'