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Canadian Cheese Producers Attack Imports

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

The Main Types of Cheese

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

"He won't eat anything but corn."

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Witches of Instagram

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

'Try my health brew...1% fat, no cholesterol, high fiber and low sodium.'

"Mum, why can't we just have a normal Sunday roast like other families?"

'Who took the cork out of my lunch?'

"Don't hold back on the toad legs now - I'm through with Nouvelle Cuisine!"

Paul was certain he had the largest pumpkin, until he discovered he was the smallest man.

'The greatest wine in my collection? Why, it's my '45 Chateau Palmer and, oh, what a coincidence, it's right here!'

'Mmmm. How do you get the custard so creamy? You must give me the recipie!'

My Cauldron Rules

"Fancy an Indian?"

Baby sucks cork on Australian's bush hat.

Cafe offers corn several ways.

"It's a recipe for self-care."

'Manure, you say? We always put custard on our rhubarb!'

'Why don't you stop moaning, and be grateful that mother was kind enough to invite us around for a special halloween supper!'

"He's socially awkward but brilliant in his field."

After the curevac disaster: German overnment now invests in a serious pharmaceutical company.

Tofu: Firm, Soft, Amusingly Jiggly

"This hospital is underachieving. So, I'm recommending an extra dollop of custard on your pudding at teatime."

"That's one thing you can't get up here, a good hot curry."

Cornucopia

"Oh, this is terrible! I love it!"

"Just one eye of newt. I'm on a diet!"

' Police investigating the theft of sixty cases of custard powder have released this photofit of a man they'd like to question.'