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Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

Sheep In Curlers

Symbols of Wall St: bull, bear, Humpty Dumpty.

'Look at those arms! I was born to ride a Harley Davidson!'

'Bummer Dude! No waves. Moondoggie punked me!'

Lunch Meet

Once you get the shells off they're really quite tasty.

'It's okay, they're with me.'

Altar Ego

"I'm sorry I ever questioned the value of Tetris."

'Mary, watch where you're pointing that thing!'

Warming hands over soup.

"Can you make me a tall Tazo chai latte with soy milk?" Bartleby, the soon-to-be-unemployed barista.

"Don't even think about it."

"And what about the big chase of '98? Epic! Boy we had good times!"

After rescue from Treasure Island, Benn Gunn returned to his wife, Mary, a strict vegan.

"I think we're in for a long winter."

'I don't know Robin. My life is good, I eat well, I sleep at night, but I keep asking myself - am I really merry?'

A knight sits as the receptionist in front of a castle.

'Okay, smart guy, how fast do you say you were going?'

"Experiment #32. Goldfish still exhibits no interest in cheese."

Canadian Cheese Producers Attack Imports

"Nowadays, they have to share the expense of owning a castle."

Popo the clown, cereal killer.

What really frightened Miss Muffet away,

Captain Pointy No.4 - The terrible Swiss cheese ray

"It's rustic and undiscovered, but you'd better hurry."

'Every time I win an argument, he goes off on a Crusade to sulk.'

Jester to king, reading paper: 'Mind if I peek at the comics?'