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My 'I'm full' hormone is missing.

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

Cake Free Zone

Apple Pie Abduction

Non-Humble Pie.

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

Flan-eating bacteria

'No fair. Someone ate the popsicle off the stick.'

"Well, what number sunscreen are you using?"

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

"I don't really think you're cut out for this job..."

Sunblock

"What happened to my piece of cake?"

Great excuses No 964 'I was on my way to the gym when I was abducted by alliens from the planet Sanrg who took me to their ship and force fed me choc-chip ice cream.'

"I feel like I play better on clay."

Tutti: When all voices sing at the same time.

'Mary, watch where you're pointing that thing!'

'Manure, you say? We always put custard on our rhubarb!'

"I like blueberry, but still think the custard's funnier."

"I've seen every goddam film ever made...twice! What the hell am I supposed to do now??"

"I guess I shouldn't have asked for the cherries jubilee to go!"

'I like making pastry. It gets your hands clean.'

"This hospital is underachieving. So, I'm recommending an extra dollop of custard on your pudding at teatime."

'George, are you SURE this is the seminar we signed up for? I haven't heard a single word about managing cash flow in a small business!'

Chocolate Cake

"Mom does this for everyone's birthday, if you don't applaud, no dessert for a week."

While Mike was not your typical sugar daddy, his wife Susan had her concerns. . .

'Oh, I never vote -- I'm afraid of getting mixed up in a cult.'

After rescue from Treasure Island, Benn Gunn returned to his wife, Mary, a strict vegan.

"A happy, laughing cow."

"You'll have to be more specific — my people have more than four hundred different words for snow cone."

"Experiment #32. Goldfish still exhibits no interest in cheese."

'Have you got the price of an icecream on you'

Donuts. 12 off.