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"This hospital is underachieving. So, I'm recommending an extra dollop of custard on your pudding at teatime."

'Manure, you say? We always put custard on our rhubarb!'

'We're keeping him in custard for forty-eight hours.'

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

"That's it. We’re toast."

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

Can I give you a slice of the action?

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

Our visit to the flan factory.

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

Thou Shalt Not!

"No thanks, I'm stuffed."

"Incredible! Once again, you've made the perfect piece of toast."

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

"And for dessert, I'd like the mice pudding."

Shark infested custard!

'Shortly you will be running for your life. I wouldn't order dessert.'

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

"How come we never have 'Baked Alaska'?"

'How would you like your toast?'

"The mint on the pillow was nice, but I'd prefer a chocolate fudge brownie."

"You order the raspberry danish?"

Looking at belt - "One more notch, room for desert."

"Cut down on the custard pies."

"I'll have dessert first."

"Any chance of a couple of crumbs?"

"Always faithful to arrive early and, of course, get the dibs on the jelly doughnuts."

"Hide the file in one of your gluten-free cakes – so the guards won't eat it."

Chubby man is disappointed that the stripper's cake is not a real cake.

"Are you as excited as I am?"