Caramel Custard Aficionado T-Shirts

Our visit to the flan factory.

Any time is cake o'clock

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

Can I give you a slice of the action?

His Her Cakes

Ice Cream Dreams.

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

"I am so attracted to you right now."

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

Thou Shalt Not!

"No thanks, I'm stuffed."

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

Milk Bar - "Don't you think you've had enough?"

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

'Shortly you will be running for your life. I wouldn't order dessert.'

The Corner Of Ogden And Nash: Candy is Daddy/Liquor is Quicker

"Lemon 'merengue' pies"

"Prepare to meet your maker."

"And for dessert, I'd like the mice pudding."

Shark infested custard!

All-Candy Seder.

'What kind of filling would you like?'

"I say we move on to dessert."

'...that 12th piece of fudge I ate must have been bad.'