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Our visit to the flan factory.

Any time is cake o'clock

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

Can I give you a slice of the action?

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

Ice Cream Dreams.

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

His Her Cakes

"I am so attracted to you right now."

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

Thou Shalt Not!

"No thanks, I'm stuffed."

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

'Shortly you will be running for your life. I wouldn't order dessert.'

Shark infested custard!

"And for dessert, I'd like the mice pudding."

"Prepare to meet your maker."

The Corner Of Ogden And Nash: Candy is Daddy/Liquor is Quicker

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

"Lemon 'merengue' pies"

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

All-Candy Seder.

'What kind of filling would you like?'

"I say we move on to dessert."

'...that 12th piece of fudge I ate must have been bad.'

'I don't think we're devoted to the Lord. I think we're devoted to dessert.'