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"I still call it a custard tart but to be honest, it's a dairy free, soy fructose mix, with no nuts."

"That's it. We’re toast."

Our visit to the flan factory.

"Incredible! Once again, you've made the perfect piece of toast."

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

Prosecco

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

'How would you like your toast?'

Building a gingerbread house

"Are you as excited as I am?"

"At long last, Wyatt, our dream has come true and we are within reach of the legendary toast fields of the Sierra Madre."

"I don't usually like green food, but that looks pretty good."

"The toaster is broken again, sweetheart."

'Sticky nuts...' "Umm nice nuts but not as sticky as us buns!!"

A day at the FULL CIRCLE RANCH

"That's a toaster. It's a tanning bed for bread."

"The toaster your brother gave us is beginning to get on my nerves."

Toast kidnapper.

'Mmmm. How do you get the custard so creamy? You must give me the recipie!'

'At last conclusive proof sods law works - but only with a thick-sliced family loaf.'

Toast with faces popped up from toaster.

"What would you serve with toast?"

'I try to eat a varied diet. One day I'll eat dark chocolate, one day I'll eat white chocolate and one day I'll eat milk chocolate.'

A little fizz?

'Manure, you say? We always put custard on our rhubarb!'

The final all-toast supper at apartment 5-B

Cattle Grid Toast

Flight Crew Holiday Treats

"How do you want your slice - with or without a ballerina?"

"Relax. I've come for your toaster."

'Is it still edible?'