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"I can understand chips, dip and pizza pockets...but this marketing thing is going too far!"

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"That's it. We’re toast."

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

"Incredible! Once again, you've made the perfect piece of toast."

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

'I see you're still trying to get the staff enthused over the weekly meetings.' (Meeting offers free coffee, free snacks, eye-popping charts, exciting videos and free idea pads).

Slices of bread rescuing burnt toast.

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

"So is this war movie rated R, rated PG, or rated RPG?"

Coffee shop

Pope tarts.

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

Prosecco

'Hey, there are pedals on this thing!'

"Thanks, but I already have my 'support bubble' right here."

'Miss Hartley, implement me a coffee and a cheese danish.'

Tzatzikicicle

'How would you like your toast?'

"Let's see, we bought the giant pop corn, tow giant sodas, and a big box of candy. . . we were lucky the megaplex's loan department was open!"

Table Of The Elephants

The best way to prevent sagging is to keep eating until the wrinkles fall out.

'The Warhol of Dorian Gray'

Building a gingerbread house

'Well it's too bad you're not a black widow like me, Slyvia...'

Boy defends his last fry.

'I just couldn't wait until eight!'

"Are you as excited as I am?"

'Pop-up Bible.'

"At long last, Wyatt, our dream has come true and we are within reach of the legendary toast fields of the Sierra Madre."

Warhol Exhibit