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'Mmmm. How do you get the custard so creamy? You must give me the recipie!'

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'

'Too late...looks like they've already been pillaged.'

Our visit to the flan factory.

Pastries and Candy

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

"Joel! Killer crust!"

Two lovers matched by their love of food

Toast: the high energy food

'4 Jello desserts - and, for the love of God, please make them all the same color.' (at restaurant with three kids)

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

"Next time make up your mind and just pick one!"

Eating ice cream.

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

You naughty kittens, you lost your mittens? Now you shall have a pie.

'Yes, there are a lot of stars, Son. Not as many as there are California Chardonnays, but a lot, just the same.'

'Do you make fish cakes? It's his birthday!'

'Mmm... the bouquet flickers around the nose like butterflies sweetly scented by the shower from a the milk of a goddesses breasts.'

Peniteniary for the terminally silly.

"It turns out my milk is actually aging cream...so, I use it to remove all those ugly age spots."

'He's practicing for his appearance before the congressional committee on torture.'

Baker

"It turs out my milk is actually aging cream...so, I use it to remove all those ugly age spots."

"It's a dessert island...!"

Dinosaur Pet Stores

Mr. Spock at a child rearing seminar.

Moses after forty years in the desserts...

'Manure, you say? We always put custard on our rhubarb!'

"...At what point do hemorrhoids become 'just another hobby?'"

Crusty Bread

The cake diet.

"Of course, if you don't want to buy the vacuum cleaner, there's always the other option."

"In this dream I am flavor of the moth, and double-chocolate-fudge ripple doesn't scare me."

'That was our first ashtray... we both quite and now we use it as a candy dish.'

"I still call it a custard tart but to be honest, it's a dairy free, soy fructose mix, with no nuts."