Custard Powder Connoisseur T-Shirts

' Police investigating the theft of sixty cases of custard powder have released this photofit of a man they'd like to question.'

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

The Alpha Seltzer

"All the butter was gone. There was no way out. The puff pastry had to be made with margarine... from a tub."

Our visit to the flan factory.

Chocolate Shop

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

"Was that my pager or yours?"

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

The dark side of Halloween.

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

"It's completely normal for someone your age to develop a taste for butterscotch."

Bubble Gum Dispenser

Secret sweetie drawer...

"If you dress in a costume that they can't figure out, they feel guilty and give you more candy."

"I've had enough sweets for one day."

'Lucky for us, there's a sucker born every minute.'

A Sweet Christmas Connection

"I'll split my candy with you if you take me Trick or Treating."

"It's magically delicious...especially when you sprinkle...Halloween candy on it!"

You naughty kittens, you lost your mittens? Now you shall have a pie.

'Yes, there are a lot of stars, Son. Not as many as there are California Chardonnays, but a lot, just the same.'

"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."

"With Tia Carmen's chickens, we'll get twice as much candy!"

"I'm not very scary now, but I will be if I don't get candy."

"Wish granted. A cafeteria."

'I counted them as well. . .There were four too many.'

"Those visions of sugar plums aren't an eye problem. You're just in the holiday spirit."

'Take two jelly beans and call me in the morning.'

"Michael, I think I found your bubble gum."

"I told you you'd ruin your appetite if you filled up on candy!"

"Ok, here's the problem right here. No candy."

'Of course it's lite. I wouldn't make it if it wasn't lite.'

"Beans count as healthy vegetables but jelly beans don't? Not faaaiiir!!!"

'Despite anosmia she fonded her penuche.'