Custard Powder Connoisseur T-Shirts

' Police investigating the theft of sixty cases of custard powder have released this photofit of a man they'd like to question.'

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

"All the butter was gone. There was no way out. The puff pastry had to be made with margarine... from a tub."

The Alpha Seltzer

Our visit to the flan factory.

"Was that my pager or yours?"

Chocolate Shop

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

The dark side of Halloween.

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

Secret sweetie drawer...

Bubble Gum Dispenser

"If you dress in a costume that they can't figure out, they feel guilty and give you more candy."

"It's completely normal for someone your age to develop a taste for butterscotch."

"I'll split my candy with you if you take me Trick or Treating."

"It's magically delicious...especially when you sprinkle...Halloween candy on it!"

"I've had enough sweets for one day."

A Sweet Christmas Connection

'Lucky for us, there's a sucker born every minute.'

'I counted them as well. . .There were four too many.'

'Yes, there are a lot of stars, Son. Not as many as there are California Chardonnays, but a lot, just the same.'

"I'm not very scary now, but I will be if I don't get candy."

"With Tia Carmen's chickens, we'll get twice as much candy!"

"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."

"Those visions of sugar plums aren't an eye problem. You're just in the holiday spirit."

"Ok, here's the problem right here. No candy."

"I told you you'd ruin your appetite if you filled up on candy!"

"Michael, I think I found your bubble gum."

'Despite anosmia she fonded her penuche.'

'Of course it's lite. I wouldn't make it if it wasn't lite.'

"Beans count as healthy vegetables but jelly beans don't? Not faaaiiir!!!"

'Take two jelly beans and call me in the morning.'