Whey And Curd Fans Prints

21st Century Nursery Rhymes Redux. Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet Eating her whey and curd. Along came a spider Who began to chide her For a diet he deemed absurd. Let me eat what I want. Your carb/fiber balance is way off. You need more protein. And flies. It's your life, but I'd see a nutritionist.

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

Sheep In Curlers

Symbols of Wall St: bull, bear, Humpty Dumpty.

'Look at those arms! I was born to ride a Harley Davidson!'

'Bummer Dude! No waves. Moondoggie punked me!'

Lunch Meet

Once you get the shells off they're really quite tasty.

'It's okay, they're with me.'

Altar Ego

What's a Texas Tommy? A hot dog stuffed with cheese and wrapped in bacon. Little Pete's Sounds great. Does it come with anything? A coronary.

"I'm sorry I ever questioned the value of Tetris."

'Mary, watch where you're pointing that thing!'

"Can you make me a tall Tazo chai latte with soy milk?" Bartleby, the soon-to-be-unemployed barista.

"Don't even think about it."

Whatcha doing for vacation, Emily? Working at the beach caf� where all the lifeguards hang out. I'm ready for a summer of love! Me too! Aren't you babysitting? For 3 of the cutest little boys in West Fester Elementary. Check out the sexy chocolate milk mustache.

Warming hands over soup.

'I don't know Robin. My life is good, I eat well, I sleep at night, but I keep asking myself - am I really merry?'

"And what about the big chase of '98? Epic! Boy we had good times!"

They could just sit on the picnic blanket, but nooo, they have to have the folding thrones. E-Z Throne.

"I think we're in for a long winter."

After rescue from Treasure Island, Benn Gunn returned to his wife, Mary, a strict vegan.

A knight sits as the receptionist in front of a castle.

"It's rustic and undiscovered, but you'd better hurry."

What really frightened Miss Muffet away,

'Every time I win an argument, he goes off on a Crusade to sulk.'

Popo the clown, cereal killer.

Captain Pointy No.4 - The terrible Swiss cheese ray

Jester to king, reading paper: 'Mind if I peek at the comics?'

"That's the wrong one! You've just thrown our chips away."

"Experiment #32. Goldfish still exhibits no interest in cheese."

No Caption. (Two gerbils are seen each in an exercise wheel. One is running and the other is riding a motorcycle.)

'Okay, smart guy, how fast do you say you were going?'