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"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

"He won't eat anything but corn."

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Witches of Instagram

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

'Try my health brew...1% fat, no cholesterol, high fiber and low sodium.'

"Mum, why can't we just have a normal Sunday roast like other families?"

"Don't hold back on the toad legs now - I'm through with Nouvelle Cuisine!"

'Who took the cork out of my lunch?'

Paul was certain he had the largest pumpkin, until he discovered he was the smallest man.

Baby sucks cork on Australian's bush hat.

My Cauldron Rules

'The greatest wine in my collection? Why, it's my '45 Chateau Palmer and, oh, what a coincidence, it's right here!'

Corn Price Denialism

"Fancy an Indian?"

'Mmmm. How do you get the custard so creamy? You must give me the recipie!'

Cafe offers corn several ways.

'I told you that if we grew to high our ears would pop.'

'Manure, you say? We always put custard on our rhubarb!'

"It's a recipe for self-care."

After the curevac disaster: German overnment now invests in a serious pharmaceutical company.

'... and here's your Manhattan clam chowder, Sir.'

"He's socially awkward but brilliant in his field."

'Why don't you stop moaning, and be grateful that mother was kind enough to invite us around for a special halloween supper!'

I thought this year we'd do soup and salad.

"This hospital is underachieving. So, I'm recommending an extra dollop of custard on your pudding at teatime."

"That's one thing you can't get up here, a good hot curry."

Tofu: Firm, Soft, Amusingly Jiggly

"Oh, this is terrible! I love it!"

"Just one eye of newt. I'm on a diet!"

'We spent centuries refining our eyes of newt and bat wing potion, and now we're expected to give it away for free?'