Cheese Fan Prints

I think I'm starting to show early signs of lactose intolerance, Axel. Yesterday I was extremely rude to a wedge of Jarlsberg cheese for no reason.

After rescue from Treasure Island, Benn Gunn returned to his wife, Mary, a strict vegan.

Cat lures mouse with cheese.

"Experiment #32. Goldfish still exhibits no interest in cheese."

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

'Barb had her stomach replaced with a mouse's stomach to help her eat less.'

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

Maybe the gods aren't angry. Maybe the gods are just yanking our chain.

Smiling Cake: Brave yet stupid pastry...smiled all the way to the small intestine

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

American style Greek cafe.

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

'No fair. Someone ate the popsicle off the stick.'

Santa's wash day.

"Well, what number sunscreen are you using?"

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire."

"Hurray! I just got born!"

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

"We fell for this last time remember..."

'Sure big shot. You SAY you can cross the road, but talk is cheep...cheep,cheep.'

An angry Scientist has discovered his two Lab' mice are using a GPS to find their way through a maze to some cheese.

'Well, I'll try, but cheese seems to be the 'must have gift' this year.'

Rod was unimpressed with the party - Sure, he was surrounded by bikini-clad lovelies, there was free champagne and a 20-foot jelly, but much to his chagrin, there was a distinct lack of cheese and pineapple chunks.

Dogs and Chickens