Cheese Fan Gifts

After rescue from Treasure Island, Benn Gunn returned to his wife, Mary, a strict vegan.

Cat lures mouse with cheese.

"Experiment #32. Goldfish still exhibits no interest in cheese."

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

American style Greek cafe.

Smiling Cake: Brave yet stupid pastry...smiled all the way to the small intestine

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

Santa's wash day.

"Hurray! I just got born!"

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire."

'No fair. Someone ate the popsicle off the stick.'

"We fell for this last time remember..."

"Well, what number sunscreen are you using?"

An angry Scientist has discovered his two Lab' mice are using a GPS to find their way through a maze to some cheese.

'Well, I'll try, but cheese seems to be the 'must have gift' this year.'

Dogs and Chickens

Say cheese!

Rod was unimpressed with the party - Sure, he was surrounded by bikini-clad lovelies, there was free champagne and a 20-foot jelly, but much to his chagrin, there was a distinct lack of cheese and pineapple chunks.

Wine and Cheese

Mice taking lessons.

Cake Walk.