Dairy Fan Gifts

'Mary, watch where you're pointing that thing!'

"Hey! Where's our regular driver?"

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

Lactose Intolerant

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

Head over Hooves

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

Cheeze Wiz.

Where Skim Milk comes from.

Important Food Groups

Wolf Karaoke

'Oh Hi!'

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

"Grass-cream! Thanks Mum!"

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

Where 'Pastor'-ized Milk Comes From...

Milking the Cow.

Where Shaving Cream Comes From

OFA. Onion Farmer of the Year. I told myself I wasn't going to cry ….

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

"Oh my god -- I can't believe it's real butter!"

"Wait, what are you doing?"

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

'Bless You.'

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

'I think I'm lactose intolerant.'

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

Cheese Pile

"And I put it to you Mr. MacDonald, that on the morning of December 3rd, you had cold hands whilst attaching a milking machine to my client's udder!"

"I know you're a cow, but you're still hogging the covers!"

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."