Dairy Cartoon Fan Gifts

"You call it milking, I call it groping."

Braiding a Horse's Tail

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Where Skim Milk comes from.

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"It's okay to be ambitious but do you dare to pee on my tree, Jackson!"

"Do you do much walking?"

Dedication to excellence....

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

"What's so wrong with always living in the present?"

kangaroos hopping around in a vat of grapes to make wine for Australian wine company.

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

"There are two ways we can go here - bark or bite."

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.

Monks in monastry dancing, "They're high on apostasy again."

'It's not as impressive as it looks. He only watches fishing shows.'

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

'The dog won't eat my homework.'

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

"You finished with your peanuts?"

"Next year we put the cats outside before we hibernate."

"I like the idea of becoming a prosecutor: charging people appeals to me..."

"I just don't get it, they don't do it themselves, so why do they insist on us sitting before crossing the road?"

"So how long have you been working the business?"

"OK, well, if you do hear anything, be sure to give us a call."

Zoo warden attempting to impress woman visitor

'Forget about building trust. Just give the dog a bath.'

'I'm sorry Peggy, but at this point in time, I just don't feel like getting off the couch.'

"Nap time."

The Old Enemies - Catholics and Protestants