Dairy Cartoon Fan Gifts

"You call it milking, I call it groping."

Braiding a Horse's Tail

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Where Skim Milk comes from.

Social Distancing Club

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"It's okay to be ambitious but do you dare to pee on my tree, Jackson!"

"Do you do much walking?"

Dedication to excellence....

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

"What's so wrong with always living in the present?"

kangaroos hopping around in a vat of grapes to make wine for Australian wine company.

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

'It's one of the candidates for baptism. Wants to know if he can hold the hand that shook Elvis's hand above the water.'

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.

Monks in monastry dancing, "They're high on apostasy again."

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

"There are two ways we can go here - bark or bite."

'It's not as impressive as it looks. He only watches fishing shows.'

'The dog won't eat my homework.'

"I just don't get it, they don't do it themselves, so why do they insist on us sitting before crossing the road?"

"I like the idea of becoming a prosecutor: charging people appeals to me..."

"So how long have you been working the business?"

"You finished with your peanuts?"

"Next year we put the cats outside before we hibernate."

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

"OK, well, if you do hear anything, be sure to give us a call."

"Word has it Earthlings have been using some of our people for cruel scientific experiments."

Zoo warden attempting to impress woman visitor

'Forget about building trust. Just give the dog a bath.'

'How now, brown cow?'

"Nap time."

'I'm sorry Peggy, but at this point in time, I just don't feel like getting off the couch.'