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Tofu: Firm, Soft, Amusingly Jiggly

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

Clown's Comedy Fart.

When the ship needed to go faster than Warp Speed, the crew ate lots of pungent beans.

The Main Types of Cheese

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

"When the dating agency said you were full of beans..."

"I want to spill the beans, but I'm waiting till I have access to classified or sensitive beans."

"Jenkins, come in and pull up a bean bag."

'How about a windfall tax on baked beans?'

Where Jelly Beans Come From....

'The pound looks strong to day. Yes, against the Zambesi bean.'

'Ah, Garbanzo, truly you are a noble bean.'

"We're doing our best to meet the demand for ethanol."

"Maybe selling the cow for a bag of beans was a bad deal, but my cholesterol has never been better!"

'Sorry about that - Lenny accidentally used jumping beans.'

"Whole bean or ground relentlessly to dust?"

The vow of silence. Some days it was really hard to keep.

Can I get you another coffee?

"I do a lot for charity but I don't like to talk about it. . ."

'No more beans this week, I think, Matilda.'

Coffee Overload: 'I'll have a low fat soy latte, no sugar, two biscotti...make that a Columbian-Kenyan bean bend...oh make it snappy, I'm in a hurry!'

Middle Distance Runners

'Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday you like beans.' 'Now you don't.'

"Ahhh, the sweet smell of success!"

'The End Justifies The Beans.

"Our food supervisor used to be a military cook."

"I ain't particular, but are you sure a '71 claret is the right choice for these here beans?"

1907: Thanks to his dog, Edward Fishkopp discovers the rocket drive.

Before the Salivating Dogs

'The packet says 'do not climb without safety harness'.'

'Is it safe to come out? Are the auditors gone?'

CBD Products Every 1/2 Mile

'Genetically modified baked beans...well they look and taste the same to me!'

"I met my husband at the Bean Lovers Convention and we've been shooting the breeze ever since!"