Bean Curd Aficionado Pillows

Tofu: Firm, Soft, Amusingly Jiggly

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

The Main Types of Cheese

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

"When the dating agency said you were full of beans..."

"I want to spill the beans, but I'm waiting till I have access to classified or sensitive beans."

"Jenkins, come in and pull up a bean bag."

'The pound looks strong to day. Yes, against the Zambesi bean.'

'How about a windfall tax on baked beans?'

'Ah, Garbanzo, truly you are a noble bean.'

"We're doing our best to meet the demand for ethanol."

"Maybe selling the cow for a bag of beans was a bad deal, but my cholesterol has never been better!"

"Whole bean or ground relentlessly to dust?"

'Sorry about that - Lenny accidentally used jumping beans.'

'No more beans this week, I think, Matilda.'

The vow of silence. Some days it was really hard to keep.

Can I get you another coffee?

"I do a lot for charity but I don't like to talk about it. . ."

Coffee Overload: 'I'll have a low fat soy latte, no sugar, two biscotti...make that a Columbian-Kenyan bean bend...oh make it snappy, I'm in a hurry!'

Middle Distance Runners

'Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday you like beans.' 'Now you don't.'

"Our food supervisor used to be a military cook."

1907: Thanks to his dog, Edward Fishkopp discovers the rocket drive.

'The packet says 'do not climb without safety harness'.'

Before the Salivating Dogs

"Ahhh, the sweet smell of success!"

'Is it safe to come out? Are the auditors gone?'

CBD Products Every 1/2 Mile

'Genetically modified baked beans...well they look and taste the same to me!'

"I met my husband at the Bean Lovers Convention and we've been shooting the breeze ever since!"